- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

The New York Giants

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

snowglobe

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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