You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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