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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

"Knock knock" Come in!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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