Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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whats green and lives in the water

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Who wants water? I do.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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