How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

roses are red poo is poo

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

There was once a man who lived in a box.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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