- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm Polish.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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