- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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