what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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your face is kinda funny

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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