What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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