- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

that wall over there ->

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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