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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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