A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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This is an anti-joke.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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