What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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american idol

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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