- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

being sober in a bar fight

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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