- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

I went to work today....

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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