- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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