- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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