- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Neither did she.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I'd like to make a withdraw

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

whats long and black? a baton

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