Male leadership.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

mitchell palmer sucks

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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