A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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