What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Heskey time.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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