- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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