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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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