Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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I'm Batman.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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