- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

homosexual rights to marriage

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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