- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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