What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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