A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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