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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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