- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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