- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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