- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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