- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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