- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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