Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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