What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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