- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

123 f*ck off

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Justin beiber's penis

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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