- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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