How long is a china man?

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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hard cheese

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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