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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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