wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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