- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

i had sex.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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