- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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