A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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WNBA

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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This is not a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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