- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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