what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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