- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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