- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call an blank test? an F

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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