Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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