Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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