The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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