- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

whats white and sticky glue

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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