- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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