- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

David Cameron

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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