- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Wait! hundred billions!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

j.p. is dumb

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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