- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Beka has AIDS

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

penis. nuff said.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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