Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Equal rights!

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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