- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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