- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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