What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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