- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Womens rights

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

su algato es en fuego

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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