why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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