When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

No your aunties a joke

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this website is a bad joke

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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