Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A pope meets another one

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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