- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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