- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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