- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

What did the man say to his doctor?

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why? Why not?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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