Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Turkey Balls

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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whats black? the colour

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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