why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Hello penis

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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