What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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