What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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