Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A man died.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Take part of what?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why am I writing this...im bored

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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