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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Half life 3 confirmed

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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