the power to turn magnetism into light

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Anti Joke

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