- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

kennah campion... being nice

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

school homewrok

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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