- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

whats brown and sticky a stick

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A black man walks out of a police station

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