What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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