What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

A lot eh?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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