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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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