What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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