- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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