I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

men's rights activists

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Knock knock.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

haha

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Anti Joke

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