- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Get on the boat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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