- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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