- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

The New York Giants

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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