- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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