- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

If you have a stroke, call 000

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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