- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS