Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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