- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A baby seal walks into a club.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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