- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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