- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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