- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A Chinese man fails a math test

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.