What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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