What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than suicide? death

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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