A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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