- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Refridgerator.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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