Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Weaner

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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this website is a bad joke

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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