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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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