- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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