- Anti Joke

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's better than a stick? A stone

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.