What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Obama = ebola

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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