why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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