What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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