What is black and has no education A tire.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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