- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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