- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

George W. Bush

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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