Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Tucker Rivera

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A seal walks into a club.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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