- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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