how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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women's rights

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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