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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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