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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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