T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Drew Knowles is gay

Knock Knock.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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