What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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