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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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the WNBA

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Well this is pointless.....

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womens rights

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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