- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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