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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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