- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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