- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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