A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Take part of what?

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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