- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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