- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Go away still nothing to see

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's brown an sticky Shit

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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