Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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