- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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