- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The Princess is in another castle

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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