- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Women's Rights

knock knock come in

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.